Birdman Film Movie Review Micheal Keaton

I finally got to see the film Birdman. Stars Micheal Keaton as an aging former superhero Character by the same name. I think I'm the only one  the planet to hate this film. Way, way too much useless talk made the movie feel like a dull high school lecture. Plenty of long, continuous camera shots. Normally a neat touch of cinematography, it helped make the film seem long and dull like an arduous march.

Then, there were scenes of odd superhuman activity going on, no doubt to add some artistic touch just came off as silly. Were they perceived or real? who cares.

Inherent Vice Film Movie Revie

Inherent Vice is packed with a big name cast. Joaquin Phoenix, Reese Witherspoon, Josh Brolin,Owen Wilson to name a few, but not one inspired performance. Each actor gives there role a very dull performance that never once transforms there lines into something memorable.

In addition this is a very talky film, each scene uses an enormous amount of forgettable lines half of which never advances the plot, and I'm still not sure what the plot is.

Joaquin Phoenix plays I guess somewhat of a flawed lady's-man private investigator. personally I don't see the appeal (fortunately, some of the other characters seem to feel the same way.

Wordy, inspired, uneven plot with a "WTF, did I just watch that?" movie that makes all viewers that feel dumber after watching.